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December 2016

December 2-3 – Johnny Watson


From Good Morning America, SNL
Also Featuring Chip Ambrogio and Alex Botcha

A lot of comedians exaggerate about themselves when telling jokes. When Johnny Watson tells a joke about himself, his family, and his upbringing, no exaggeration is necessary. Watson, a white kid living in a series of black and Hispanic neighborhoods while growing up in New Jersey with two brothers and two sisters, couldn’t fight, so he told jokes to survive. And he’s still telling jokes to his legions of fans throughout the United States. And most of those (real) bits are about his family – “my father was a heroin addict and all my mother did was watch TV and smoke cigarettes”; or his upbringing in poor neighborhoods – “I was the poor kid on free lunch who always got my balls busted so since I couldn’t really fight, I had to be funny.” So funny that he was voted funniest and best story teller in grammar school and in high school. Turned out the “high school honor” was his only honor. Johnny graduated LAST in his class. His grandmother implored him to become a comedian because “you can’t do anything else right.” Watson started drinking when he was five years old and kept on going until high school. “I was burned out from drinking by the time I got to high school, so I became the designated driver before they had designated drivers,” he says. After briefly attending college in California, Johnny joined the Navy. Once he got out, he turned to comedy as a full-time profession. Watson has appeared throughout the United States at many of the biggest clubs, including The Laugh Factory in New York City and The Comedy Store in Los Angeles. He has also been in a host of TV, film and theater productions and does corporate engagements as well. When he is not on stage, Watson plays whiffle ball, cribbage and does other “exciting things.”


Tickets $30.00/$25.00 for those having dinner first
Thursday December 8 at 8 p.m. with Tim Hayes
Friday December 9 at 9 p.m. with Tim Hayes
Saturday December 10 at 7 p.m.and 10 p.m. with Tom Dadario

An incredibly powerful performer, comedian Vic DiBitetto churns energy, honesty and humanity into nonstop laughter. His pace is frenetic. His material vivid and true. He’s been called a cross between Rodney Dangerfield and Ralph Kramden. The bottom line is, DiBitetto leaves his audiences breathless with laughter.  Referred to by most other comics as a “killer”, it means you just can’t follow Vic onstage. And that has been uttered by many very famous stand-ups over the years.

Vic is currently:

  • Featured in Kevin James’ new movie Mall Cop: Blart 2 coming out in April 2015
  • Writing and Producing his Ticked Off Vic segment for WPLJ in New York City (reaches 3 million people)
  • An Internet Sensation with over 20 million YouTube views and his now famous Bread and Milk rant
  • Featured in a video roll-in segment in the play Italian Bred currently in LA and coming to Broadway (Fall 2014)
  • Starring in an untitled prime time Hulu Original scripted sit-com Fall 2014
  • Featured performer on the online Funny For Money site (Comedy Central and YouTube venture)

Vic has appeared on television’s America’s Funniest People (ABC) where he was a $10,000 Grand Prize winner as well as Stand-Up Spotlight (VH1) and Last Laugh at Pips and acted in a pilot with Woody Allen and Danny Aiello. In addition, he has warmed-up hundreds of audiences for hit shows such as Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and The Ricki Lake Show.

Vic has performed at many of the nation’s best comedy venues such as New York City’s Dangerfield’s, Los Angeles’ Laugh Factory, Las Vegas’ Riviera Hotel, Resorts World Casino and Atlantic City’s Borgata Hotel. His schedule is relentless and he is booked thru 2015 at every comedy venue imaginable in the New York Tri-State area. A Pay Per View special and US Tour are in current discussions.

December 16-17 – Paul Bond


From Comedy Central, MTV

Paul is a New York born, 20 year veteran, high-energy act that finishes on a funny note. He’s on tour in support of his comedy cd “The Way I See It”. It contains over an hour of comedy, including standup, song parodies and surprise extras. Paul’s show promises to be a night of physical comedy and outrageous song parodies that will leave you laughing.
He toured with Jim Breuer , SNL, for 3 years as opening act and heavy metal guitar player and has been on “The Roast of Denis Leary”, the Comedy Central special  “Hardcore” with Jim Breuer and MTV’s Metallica Icon.
He is currently in production with fellow comic Basile, making a TV sitcom of the same name, “Basile” being considered for network tv. It’s an interactive sitcom. The first of it’s kind. Paul is a head writer and will star on the show as well. Watch out for this ground breaking show.
So to sum up, if you like your comedy served up fast and furious with an adult edge, then Paul will satisfy your appetite and then some. Come and catch him as he’s on his way to becoming a household name!


Special Event – $48
From Artie Quitter Podcast, The Howard Stern Show, Author of Too Fat to Fish and Crash and Burn
Writer and Producer of “Beer League” Movies; Elf; Old School
Also Featuring Bob Levy

Arthur Steven “Artie” Lange, Jr. is an American comedian, actor, author, and radio and podcast host, best known for his tenures on The Howard Stern Show and the sketch comedy series Mad TV.


Tickets $20
From Sirius/XM, The Artie Lange Show, Comedy Central
Also Featuring  Stacey Kendro

“The Reverend” Bob Levy is an American stand-up comedian and radio personality who is most well known as the host of the comedy roasts and frequent guest on the Opie and Anthony Show as well as the Howard Stern Show, co-host of the Miserable Men show on Howard 101, and stand-up comedy performances on the Killers of Comedy tour.

 

Special Event
Show Only $50.00
3 Course Dinner and Show $75.00

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